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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/27/2015 at 19:28 • Filed to: dots

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Haha nope. Not fooling anyone with that, bucko.

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 19:30

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Probably stole it....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 05/27/2015 at 19:32

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Either that or they (like sooooo many other people) have a non-functioning Jag on their property and decided to make some use of its parts.

Sn210 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 19:32

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Man, at least try to make it look right if you’re going to do it! This needs to come down the hood about 3 feet. It’s a Jaguar not a unicorn

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 19:33

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Yea, only the factory can fool you.

505Turbeaux > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 19:34

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looks like an older version too of the leaper. Let me find out that came off an old 420 or something

505Turbeaux > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 05/27/2015 at 19:35

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dying laughing here

Autofixation > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 19:36

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I got a Cadillac LaSalle in at work that received the same treatment. I also saw a first gen Taurus SHO on the interstate yesterday.

Autofixation > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 19:37

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Or they were just trying to channel that car’s very distant relationship to the X-type.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 05/27/2015 at 19:38

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That X-type is too a real Jaaaaag

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 21:49

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Well, Ford did used to have a leaping greyhound hood ornament - if you squint, maybe the jaguar kind of looks similar.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 05/27/2015 at 22:02

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I think that was Lincoln.

DougNuts > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2015 at 22:20

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Whatever takes the focus off those headlights.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/01/2015 at 00:48

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When was going to college there was a guy on campus with a Taurus that color but the face lifted model, without the odd ball headlights. It had darker green ghost flames, a stick on, but actually color matched stick on hood scoop, a BIG chrome skull sticker on the back window, and 20” rims. and the guys winter vehicle was an F-150 with a bunch of Autozone/Ebay chrome and skull stuff, and cheesy American Racing 17” chrome wheels. Best part was they had vanity plates, SKULLZ or SKULLY on the Taurus and SKULLX on the F-150.